- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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