- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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