- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What would u like to drink?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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