In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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