- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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