- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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