- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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