- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

You're a big fat monkey.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??