Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

FUS RO DAH!!!

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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