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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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