- Anti Joke

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.