- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

So a horse walks into a barn.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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