What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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