How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Wait! hundred billions!

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Get it? More.

Youre mom is so dead...

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How about that airline food?

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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