a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Your mom is so old she died

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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world society

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Justin beiber's penis

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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