- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

I'm sn otter

If you have a stroke, call 000

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

this site is an antijoke

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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