A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Roses are red.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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