- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??