- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"