- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

smell the vitamin C

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

FIONN'S LIFE

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

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