- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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