- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is 9+10? 19

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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