- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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