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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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