why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Women's professional sports

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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