- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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