- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Bryson got a concussion...he died

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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