- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What is 9+10? 19

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

womans having rights.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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