What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Shltskc gw? G

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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the lemon was sweet.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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