- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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