Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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