10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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whats up and also down? your mum

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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