- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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