- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Where's my tractor?

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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