- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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