Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Rylan Clark

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A penis walks into a bar..

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

I have cancer. And you're next.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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