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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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