Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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