- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

The cream, it is coming

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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