What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Yo Mama just died.

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DEATH.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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