How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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