A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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woman's rights

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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