A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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it was all Tagart

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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