- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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