- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Neil is a reterd.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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