- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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