Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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I like poop in my butt

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Anti Joke

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