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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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