- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What comes after 23? 24.

Whats worse than suicide? death

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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