Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Daniel is a fag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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