- Anti Joke

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How high is the sky? True or False

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11