- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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