- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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