If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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