When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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