- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What is 9+10? 19

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

womans having rights.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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