What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Do the roar!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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