whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Trump will make America great again.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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