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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A man did not like this site

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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