wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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