What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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The Morman Religion.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Women's rights

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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