A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

SUCK MY NUTS

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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