- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Atheism

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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