- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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