What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A train poops its pants.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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