- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Knock Knock Come in

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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