- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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