What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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