- Anti Joke

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

White men's rights

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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