- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Your Mom The End.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

how do you win a game try your best

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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