A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Turkeys are obese

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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