- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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