What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

knock knock go away!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

hey hey apple

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

your mum

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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