what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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hey hey apple

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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