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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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