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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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