Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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