- Anti Joke

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What is 9+10? 19

womans having rights.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'