What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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