- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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