Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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